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“Once we accidentally snuck into a wedding and they let us stay at the reception. I think some people thought we were the groom’s cousins. It was the [wildest] party I’ve ever been to. There was enough food to feed the entire resort, twice! There were three different wedding cakes. The bride and groom must have been someone very important with a lot of money. We danced the night away, and the music wasn’t even that bad. Not “The Cha Cha Slide” or “Cupid Shuffle”. A guy who I think was the father of the bride was so drunk he kept falling over and crashing into the tables, throwing glasses. I think he paid for everything so no one stopped him. I never want to get married, but I wouldn’t mind having a party like that.”
“We got back to our resort room at 3 in the morning, and my mom didn’t believe us. She insisted we were doing drugs with people on the beach. I don’t even know where she got that story from. Find random people. giving us free drugs would be as random as crashing a wedding party.”
– anonymous
